They told me I could remove the bandages. They said if I wanted to I could shower. I wish I hadn't done either of those things!!
I am still in a lot of pain. And I am SO fucking full of air I feel like I cant breath. Not cool. I thought a nice hot shower would make me feel better. Was wrong. Was very, very wrong. I looked at the incisions, and that was dumb. THEY WENT THROUGH MY FUCKIN BELLY BUTTON!! Through it! Not near it, not under it......through the fucker! I wish I didn't know that. That freaks me out in all sorts of ways. Ack! Like the kind of freak out that makes your asshole pucker. And there is something in there.....not quite sure what it is. But whatever it is, I hope they don't think they are removing it. Whatever it is, is staying right fucking there. For their sake, I hope its dissolveable stitches and not sterile packing shit. Because they are not, I repeat NOT pulling anything out of my belly button. Its part of me now. I keep.
The incision on my lower left...its bleeding. Argh! Not a lot. But still its fucking bleeding. My belly button burns. The one on the lower right, feels like I have been shanked. They shanked me. Bitches.
Oh, and I haven't pooped today. Not okay with that.
All in all. This fucking sucks. I am in pain. I am FREAKISHLY bloated. I have mass amounts of air trapped inside of me with no way to escape. My belly button hurts like a mo-fo. I'm bleeding. My back hurts from taking all of the work load because my stomach muscles are useless. Will not be doing this again. WILL NOT.
And I'm on my own tomorrow. The husband is going back to work. =( And the monkey has a half day. I will be driving to the bus stop. I guess I wont be taking my itchy percocets tomorrow.
Oh yea, did I mention percocets make me itch? They do. Good fucking times!
Don't really know that I'm all that ready to be alone. Oh well.
I think I figured out what is inside my belly button. GLUE! Surgical glue. I remember reading somewhere that they sometimes use surgical glue.