Quick fast update:

Monkey has H1N1. Today is day..uh...day 5. He seems to be doing much better. Although I cant seem to get his temp to go away completely. Its been gone for the day so far, and if it stays gone through the night, he can go back to school. My mother also has it. I think I was a carrier, and brought it home to my poor son. I apparently have an amazing immune system.

I'm still not smoking! I've had a few since I "quit". But I haven't bought a pack and its nothing even remotely consistent. And I haven't killed my husband yet!! Its been close quite a few times, but I do believe he may make it to see his next birthday.

Still not pregnant. And to be honest, I'm terrified to really try this month with Hog Fever running through the house. So this month is a bust. Boooo. Every fuckin person I see is pregnant. Or just had a baby. *sigh*

Well, thats about it. Nothing much to report.

I am Sarahs rage.

I am a wretched, wretched human being to be around right now.

I've quit smoking.
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I've just found out that my pharmacy will in fact be giving the H1N1 vaccinations.

Those two things by themselves are enough to make my eye twitch. Put them together, and you've got the fuck all of bad things. Seriously bad, bad, bad!

Here's the thing. I like smoking. I do. I don't care if its bad for me. I always said that I would quit again if I got pregnant. Well, guess fucking what?? I'm not fucking pregnant.

And flu shots.....oh the fucking insanity. And that was just the regular vaccinations. At my pharmacy alone, we gave over 800 flu shots.
Soon, the H1N1 vaccinations will start. And people are already freaking the fuck out. I mean like batshitcrazyfreakingthefuckoutbecauseOMGwe'reallgonnafuckingdieofpigfever, type freaking the fuck out.

I'll get through the whole H1N1 thing, I'm a pretty tough cookie. I just don't know if I can make it through it all without smoking.

I need a cigarette just thinking about it.