He does. Seriously. And his name is Billy Blanks. That is one sick and twisted man, and I'm certain he was trying to off me last night. Ha ha fucker face, you failed. Mostly.
Holy crap, did that work out kick my ass though! I couldn't keep up with those anorexic bitches he had with him either. I slacked, I had to. If I had actually tried to keep pace with them, I'm certain I wouldn't be here writing this right now. I toned it back a bit, but I still got one hell of a work out. Like uber sweaty, red in the face, ohmygodkillmenow type cardio work out.
Thankfully the only one that witnessed all of this was my 8 year old, who felt the need to correct my form when kicking. I almost threw him out of the room until he started bashing the waifs on the T.V. I decided he could stay after he told me they were so thin that they were creepy. Smart boy! They were seriously gross. I don't EVER want to be that thin. I like having curves, and these women were like skin and bones. And NO boobs! Fuck that noise. I like my boobs.
There was this one chic up in the front row, that was so thin that every time she moved I thought her hip bone was going to poke through the skin. Ew. And, she was wearing these spandexish blue work out pants...by about 1/2 way through the work out she was sweating so much that she looked like she had pissed her pants. Maybe she did, who knows. What I do know is I was very distracted by her ever growing crotch sweat she had going on. Once again, EW! Note to self, don't wear blue pants when sweating.
After I did the DVD, I lifted weights and was fully expecting to wake up paralyzed this AM. I was quite surprised to be only a little sore. So my sister and I went for another 2 mile walk.
Tomorrow I will do the other work out DVD I bought, Jillean from "The biggest loser". Lets see how bad she kicks my ass.
I'm hell bent!! I will lose weight.