Monday, July 27, 2009

19 pounds to go...

Bwahahahaha!! This picture made me laugh. Hard.


Dr. Phil, you're crazy. I love you man, but you're crazy.

OK, in all seriousness, I've dropped 13 pounds. I can see it on the scale, and I notice my body changing. My face looks thinner, my arms have toned up, I THINK my ass is smaller, andholyshitIfoundmyfuckingcollarbones!
Oh, and I can finally fit back into my DD bras. Fuck yea! I no longer have to deal with DDD's! So long you ugly bitches! Buh bye. Peace the fuck out. Mwah! My jeans are all getting big on me as well. Though I refuse to buy new clothes until I have reached my goal. 19 more pounds. 19! I can do this. I can totally do this! Fo sho.

I just ordered 3 new workout DVD's, because my sister and I have developed a very un-healthy hatred for Jillian. I envision myself bashing her face with one of my hand weights. And I've heard Diana wish death upon her many a time. Its not the workout in itself we loath. Its Jillian. Her voice. The fact that we've memorized, verbatim every single fucking word that comes out of her stupid mouth. She is antagonistic and condescending. Ack. I'm just so over Jillian right now. Lately we've been doing Pilates with Ellen. We like Ellen. So far, we don't even want to punch Ellen in the head. This is a good thing.
The New DVD's will be good because it'll give us a variety, and we wont get bored. I get bored easy. So as soon as the 3 new ones show up, we'll have a different workout to do Monday through Friday. Yay.

I've decided to try Power yoga. A Pilates Yoga blend. And Yoga for weight loss for beginners.

19 pounds? I got this. Sexy new car, and a sexy new me. What? Oh yeaaaaaa. Thats right. Uh huh. Bring it.

Or something.

OK, I'm done now....

16 comments:

Busted said...

I have both of those Ellen DVDs and like them. Have you tried any of Sarah Ivanhoe's yoga DVDs? I LOVE her, not even remotely annoying, and great workouts. She has a Crunch Fitness one and also has her own line of 20 minute ones that are super hard.

I just ordered 30 day shred but now I'm scared after your reviews, haha! I can't even tolerate Jillian on Biggest Loser.

Casey said...

DD's....awww the memories...what I wouldn't give, of course I want perkiness again too. You can say it, keep dreamin! On the other hand, congrats on the 13!!

Lea said...

You are hilarious! :) I'm so happy that you are happy and feeling good! I've been thinking about the 30 day shred one too. Is that one that you were using?

Chelsea Lietz said...

Very happy for you! That's great progress.
When I get tired of the peppy bitches on the video, I just mute the TV and turn on music while the video plays.
Good luck!

Sarah said...

Busted- No, I havent tried any of those DVDs yet. Perhaps that'll be the next purchase. The 30 day shred is a good workout, really. I just got to the point that I wanted to cause bodily harm to her. And so, I'm switching it up a little.

Casey- Yes, it feels good to has small DD boobs. HA! Perky? Sweetie, my boobs havent been "perky" since I had the monkey!

Lea- Yes ma'am. 30 day shred. Gah.

Chelsea- I did turn off the volume. But I could still read the bitches lips and I KNEW what she was saying.

Megan said...

Congratulations!!! I love workout videos, but you HAVE to mix it up. They do get repetitive. Also, sometimes the music on those things is awful. Keep it up!

Rassles said...

Sometimes I eat yogurt.

Diet, bitches.

Sarah said...

Megan- yea, seriously. I need variety.

Rass- I eat the light ones that are only 80 calories. They arent to bad. If you like yogurt. Which I really dont.

ghost of keywork said...

Um, wanna date?

Sarah said...

ghost- um, sure!

ghost of keywork said...

Atta girl.

Sarah said...

Ghost- Do I get a pat on the head and a cookie?

hereinfranklin said...

Dear Dr. Phil...you're bald.

Sarah said...

HIF- He is! But he cracks me up. I'm not really sure thats the response he is looking for...oh well.

Megs said...

Yay!! Im so happy for you girl!! Keep up the awesome work!

Sarah said...

Megs- Thanks hun! How ya feeling?