"Sometimes we don't always get what we want. And there is a good reason for it, we just don't know until later."
Jerk. I'm not asking for donuts. Are you saying I don't deserve to have a baby?? Sweet baby Jesus in a basket, I hope thats not what you're saying! You better start running now....
"I didn't even have to try! Both of mine were surprises! Tee-hee"
I hate you. Why do you tell me things like this? You sick twisted carnival freak.
"Just relax! It'll happen when its your time."
Do I need to take a ticket? Are we supposed to be in a line? Like the baby deli? I'll take mine on rye please. Asshat.
Eat me. Fucker.
"somethings just weren't meant to be"
If that was indeed the case, I would have been spared this entire conversation with you!
"just stop trying. It always happens to the ones who aren't trying"
Thats what happened to your parents isn't it?
"its because you don't pray"
Will you go away forever if I DO pray????
"when are YOU TWO gonna have some of your own??"
Of our own? as if we've already stolen someone else's? Shut up.
"why don't you get a puppy or something?"
Ack! I cant even lower myself to your level of reasoning.
"I know how you feel...its OK"
Unless you have exposed your hoo hoo to 3 strangers in the course of a week, taken at least 18 pregnancy tests(failed them all) and goddess knows how many OPKs, cried when you get your period every month because yet AGAIN you are not pregnant or felt the complete and total devastation of realizing you and your husband may not ever be able to make a child on your own without some doctor helping it along....you cant possibly know how I or any other infertile woman (or man) feels!! So shut your gaping maw!
"You already have a child, you shouldn't worry about not having another one."
I hope you're kidding. And if you aren't.....I hope you aren't a bleeder. And if you are, please get of my couch......like now.
"its probably because you're over weight"
Yea, well...you're ugly. And thats way more offensive. I can lose weight, you'll always look like a wookie!
"oh my gawsh! My husband just looked at me and I was pregnant!"
He obviously didn't want to touch you. That was a case of mind over matter if I ever saw one! Twat.
OK, ladies and gentleman.....share. Lets hear some of the fertile-isms that have been throw your way.