OK...I'm warning you now, this is gonna contain TMI. Sorry. But not sorry enough to not tell you all;
Flo, is fucking with me. That wretched, wretched bitch. Today is the day she is supposed to grace me with her presence. I know it, I expect it, I have excepted that I am going to be violated and inflated with dye, I know I am gonna have to bear my bits to yet ANOTHER fucking stranger. FINE! DO IT ALREADY! But nooooooooo! Flo, that sick creature is playing games. *here comes the TMI*
When I get my period, I get my period. There is no dicking around so to speak, none of this spotting crap, I get it full force. Its the norm for me. But this AM I woke up, did my normal routine of stumbling to the bathroom half asleep to pee, and when I wiped there was the faintest brownish red on the toilet tissue. And I mean faint. I might not have noticed it if I hadnt been looking for it. Ummm, OK? So I figured Flo was gonna come barging in any minute.
I kept checking throughout the day while at work, and nothing. It is now 4 friggin thirty and its the same. Only when I wipe. FAINT brownish red. WTF.
And so, I start to think.....hmmmmm, maybe......could it be.......is it possible? Am I pregnant?!?!?!
And so I do what any woman who has been trying to get herself knocked up for over a year would do. I got out my little pee cup, and did a pregnancy test. The strip kind. I hate them. I don't think they are that trust worthy. And they are to small. And I just hate them.
BFFN. Big fat fucking negative
OK, so what the hell is up with my period? Why is it doing this? It NEVER does this. Like ever.
Is today day 1? Should I call the RE's office to set up the HSG? Should I wait until tomorrow? What?