I got my Box'O'Meds today! Along with instructions on how to do the injections and 3 nifty little ice packs that will fit perfectly in the monkeys lunch box. Shut up, it says right on them that they are reusable! Any mother knows ice packs disappear like crazy, its good to have extras.
So now comes the waiting.....I don't think there has been a time since my teenage years that I anxiously awaited the arrival of the dreaded red menace. I'm looking FORWARD to getting my period. Thats so weird to say..er..write. What ever.
I of course had to rip open the box of meds as soon as I got out of work....I had to! And I gotta say it was kinda like Christmas, if your Christmases consist of needles, very expensive medications, alcohol wipes and sterile gauze....which I'm sure some peoples do. But I was excited about opening it none the less. My friend referred to it as mail order baby in a box. Which made me chuckle. Not really sure why because its sorta inappropriate but whatever right?
So now I wait....for Flo. Maybe I should write an apology letter? heh heh heh! No, I think not.
And now....you'll love this. Please read the following sentence and tell me what YOU see wrong with it.
"Good, we'll just let him think mommy got pregnant the HEALTHY way."
Anyone getting this? ANYONE?
** Bwahahaha! Just FYI, some guy/girl found my blog by searching for "gigantic jugs"! Poor thing, I just ruined his/her porn quest! Heh, imagine that...searching for gigantic jugs and hitting an infertility blog. What a let down. Sorry!**