My body is a traitor! A lying whore of a traitor!
This cycle has been canceled due to a cyst the size of a small lime on my right ovary. Over 5cm! I'll wait while you get your rulers..........yea, 5cm....... big huh?
I now have to take birth control. For a month. BIRTH FUCKING CONTROL**! Yea, HI....I'm trying to get pregnant. OK, here have some fucking birth control.
Shit, fuck, shit! Stupid no good, lying, piece of shit, traitor of a body!
So I dragged my ass outta the house at the ungodly hour of 6:15, went a got stuck with the biggest fucking needle I have ever seen, was violated by a nurse while I have my period.....and FOR WHAT?!
TO BE PUT ON BIRTH CONTROL FOR A MONTH! Because my useless body has yet again revolted. Bitch.
I plan to drink myself silly at the upcoming Halloween parties. Booze. Give it to me.
**and HOPE like hell that it goes the fuck away!