I have two Halloween parties to go to this weekend. And I JUST tried on my costume. Dumbass.
It ain't pretty.
First off.....my poor strapless bra buckled under the weight of my freakish ta-tas! I mean like it gave up its will to live. It folded under the pressure. Literally. Fucking folded. Stupid fat ass boobies.
OK, that aside....I still look Medusa after being on a bender. Or a diet consisting of strictly kegs of beer and mass amounts of hostess cupcakes. A stuffed Medusa sausage.
I am gonna need a miracle to make this work. I have to somehow make this:
Look like this:
Bwahahahahahaha!! Yea, thats my costume. On a 6ft tall thin model. It looks a bit different on me. She is a C cup at best, I am an F. Yes, its a real size! Small difference. She is probably a size 4. I am a size.....big. Good grief. I'm gonna need a pair of control top panty hose, some duct tape, staples, an extra set of hands and a prayor. Anyone have Macgyver's phone number?
6 comments:
you will be 'booed' on my Friday post- beware!
Ugh, i feel your pain...THIS is why I did not go to a halloween party last weekend. I couldn't find a costume to FIT my fat ass (big hipped, big boobed) self!!! Good luck!! I'm sure you'll look great. :-)
That's an awesome costume! Hey...at least you got invited to a party (two, even!). Have FUN!!
I want to see photos!
That's a cute costume, show us how it came out. I feel your pain (about the boobies) I am currently in an E. I didn't know that existed.
Riley is an Airedale Terrier. They can be a handful, but I grew up with them. Welsh Terriers look the same but are 1/3 the size coming in around 16 lbs. My mom has them...
I second the photo request :)
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