Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Pardon me while my head explodes....

The Duggars are having another baby.

ANOTHER FUCKING BABY!

This will be number 19. 19 fucking children. 19!!

I cant even get fucking pregnant with one more....and this bitch is gonna pop out her 19th?! ARGH!

Someone needs to shut down that womans uterus. They are going to take over the world. Her oldest son has already started to carry out the tradition. He is expecting his first kid soon.

Fucking 19....I hate them. And I don't care how shitty that sounds. I hate her, and her perfect uterus that was obviously designed to repopulate the earth. I hate him and his perfect little swimmers that can apparently fertilize a fucking egg from across the room. I just hate them and their fertileness. The fucking jerks.

19 goddamn kids.

20 comments:

Erin said...

Apparently this news is wrecking havoc across the world. I told my friend who is preggers via IVF that she is due around the same time as the Duggers. I apparently ruined her day.

She then proceeded to tell me someone that I used to befriends with is expecting a baby on her first anniversary. Awesome. Good for the fertile b****es.

Bubba said...

hahaha, there are a family similar to that around here too, there are 17 of them....Christ the new born is an uncle to a 12 year old...
Mental !!
I would be ecstatic with 1 kid. just the one, 2 would be a delight, but is there a need for 17 ?? xx

Megs said...

Holy Shit!!!! Didn't they just have a baby not long ago?? Yea, I think it's time for her to quit...but that's just my opinion.

Sarah said...

Erin- The whole thing makes me mad, and I dont even feel bad about it.

Bubba- 19! Its freaking ridiculous!

Megs- Yea, I think the most recent one is only like 8 months(ish)

Amber said...

They really need to stop..those poor kids don't have a chance. They are a bunch of dweebs (sorry, it's true) and then naming them all with J names...they gross me right out.

Sorry you have to watch people have loads of babies...

Sarah said...

Amber- Honestly, I have nothing against the kids. They all seem really sweet and what not. They will be socially stunted a bit...but oh well. Yea, they "J" thing, is kinda fucking freaky. I just hate the parents. Fertile freaks!

Casey said...

How can any parent say that they are giving their child the love and attention they deserve when there are friecken 19 of them to go around? Say maybe you have 10 hours in a day, 19 kids, do the math. The whole scenario reminds me of the scene at the table in Horton Hears a Who. It isn't fair to the kids, or anyone else.

Mrs.Tiye said...

Thank you soooo much for making me laugh. I REALLY appreciate it. I love this blog!

Sarah said...

Casey- I agree.

Mrs. Tyie- Um, I didnt realize I was being funny....or are you being sarcastic? I'm to tired to try and figure it out.

Kansas said...

Way to rub the fertility in our faces Duggars. gahd.

Maybe I'll write them and ask if I can have the newest addition. They wouldn't even notice if one was missing.

Sarah said...

Kansas- Yea, no shit huh?

Xbox4NappyRash said...

I find it amusing that you are spitting the dummy on number 19.

What, the last dozen were fine?

Sarah said...

X- Call it the kid that broke the infertiles back.

Gwen said...

I pretty much feel the same way about Michelle Duggar as I do about Octomom. Namely: I hate her. I'm a pretty fertile woman (obviously) but I think having that many kids is disgusting and unfair. How on earth is it possible to even emotionally care for all of those children?

Danielle said...

It's in the LDS plan :) If you can't convert 'em....grow 'em :)
I know though, right...at some point you gotta say tie those suckers off...I mean really, how many babies is one body capable of producing before the uterus says "f" you and just falls out?
Loved this post...cracked me up!

Heather T said...

19 is ridiculous...among other things. here's to wishing you all the fertility of the duggars so you can have that one perfect, happy, healthy baby you've been waiting for...hope it comes true for you soon...

hereinfranklin said...

Those people are just gross and what's worse is the Today Show promoting them. Ugh.

hereinfranklin said...

Those people are just gross and what's worse is the Today Show promoting them. Ugh.

Sarah said...

Gwen- Exactly.

Danielle- I hope her vag falls off.

Heather- Thank you..=)

HIF- Fuckers, the whole lot of them.

Jane G said...

Her husband should be at an agricultural show with a rosette around his neck.

As the youngest of a family of seven, I can't possibly imagine how they could have enough time to devote to that many children. It's clearly a case of the older kids rearing the younger ones, which is totally unfair on them.