I fucking hate Crinone.
It is the most vile, wretched, nasty shit I've ever had to use.
I LOATH it.
I would rather have painful shots in the ass, then shove this junk up my twat! I have never, in my life hated my vagina as much as I do now. I've also never felt the need to douche, and I'm thinking it sounds like a great goddamn idea right now! This is so not OK. I'm so not OK with any of this.
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
I better be doing this for a good reason, and the ONLY acceptable reason would be that I'm pregnant. Otherwise....I may lose my mind. No woman should ever have to be this aware of her vagina.
Also? Those fucking fuckers clearly do not want me having sex anytime soon. There is NO way in hell I am letting my husband anywhere NEAR miss muff in the condition she is in. NO FUCKING WAY!! Maybe it sounds ridiculous to you.....but unless you've used it, you have no fucking clue. White stuff, people. Clumpy, fucking white stuff. Coming out of my vagina. I could cry.
Seriously, I'm close to tears. I hate this. My poor cootch.
Apparently this is normal. NORMAL. By whos fucking definition is CLUMPY WHITE STUFF normal??? ARGH!!
I have to go to bed, before I really do just break down and cry. With big messy snot bubbles, and my makeup running all over my face. Because really.....I dont think I could feel any less sexy than I do right now.