Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Not to sound like an asshole, but.....

I am definitely the best in my class.

Seriously. There is one other chick there thats decent, but I'm totally the best. We had class last night and one of the girls did my makeup. I'll show you the picture, and let you make your judgements. Then I'll tell you about it.



OK. Did ya get a good look? Go ahead, I'll wait......

Good? Awesome.

So, let me start by saying I have no problem with the colors. I actually like the colors and have worn them on many occasions. With a little tweaking, this could be ok. What def was NOT OK was A.) how long I sat in that chair getting mauled and B.) OMG! She mauled me! My eyes and the surrounding skin are PISSED!

She was brutal. When I do makeup, I'm extremely careful as to how much pressure I use and how rough I'm being. You don't press hard, you don't scrub, you don't poke. Especially around the eyes! You just don't. As a matter of fact, I did four faces this weekend at the salon and ALL of them told me how relaxing it was. They enjoyed getting their makeup done. Thats how its supposed to be.

I DID NOT ENJOY GETTING MY MAKEUP DONE. It hurt. If I had been paying for that, I would have flipped my shit. Unprofessional. And so not relaxing. My eyes are still irritated.

She used baby wipes on my face. Her brushes smelled. She was too fucking rough. She had ZERO confidence (which will sabotage you before you even start). She pulled/stretched/poked/scrubbed/irritated my eyes far too much. I had to tell her she missed steps. Her fake ass nails are too long to be doing makeup. She had no professionalism.

All in all? EPIC FAIL.

Now, if you'll excuse me....I'm going to to go nurse my eyes back to health so I can put some makeup on later.

**Oh and sorry, Martin. No anal bleaching.**

6 comments:

Courtney said...

Your face may be mauled... but you sure are pretty!

Of course you are the best! Cause you ARE the bestest!

Sarah said...

Awwww, thanks Court!

Amy said...

And despite all that - you still looked beautiful! We could have told you that you're the best, pshht - that's no surprise! ;)

Sarah said...

Amy- Heh! Thanks hun. Can you see how red my poor eyes are? Gah!

Beauty Addict said...

I'm sorry to hear about such a bad experience. You eyes look quite red, however you still look pretty!

Sarah said...

BA- I know right?! I look stoned!