2011..

Dear 2011,

Though we've just met, I feel I need to warn you....I have some expectations of you. I dont expect perfection. I dont expect everything to go exactly as I've planned. I just need you to be better to me than 2010 was. Its not really too much to ask. We both already know that this upcoming year isnt going to be an easy one. But I have faith that we can handle it. Together.

Some tough things lie ahead of us. And while I'm not looking forward to them.....they have become necessary. All I ask is you use a little lube before fucking me. M'kay?

Thank you, that is all.

Love,

Me