NOT
PREGNANT.
Gee, didn't see that one coming. I tested 4 days early. In my defense, I didn't do it just because I am nosy. Partly? Yea, I wont lie. I wanted to know NOW. But I had another actually valid reason.
Tonight at dinner my husband and I noticed my Monkey had a rash on his face, and upon closer inspection his neck and upper body as well. I'm fairly certain having worked as a CNA for years and working in a pharmacy now, that he has fifths disease. Not a big deal for the most part, it generally goes away on its own. BUT, it can be fatal in early pregnancy. So, I panicked a little. And tested.
Good news and bad news.
Good news: I don't have to worry about fifths disease killing my unborn child. yippee!
Bad news: I'm not fucking pregnant! AGAIN. BOOOOOOO!!!
1 comment:
Oh no! I am sorry to hear this. :(
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