Tuesday, September 30, 2008

For meeeeeeee?!

As I said in an earlier blog, I go to my mothers house on my lunch breaks to let her dogs out to go potty. Well today when I walked into the kitchen this is what I found....
My mommy left me a gift! I LOVE gifts! And I love Blue Tulip!
Its a necklace, with a tiny little sterling silver pendant that says "baby" which thanks to my crap-tas-tic camera, you will not be able to see. Anyway, its on a super thin string, that when it breaks I'm supposed to get pregnant! Woo!
Do you suppose it has to break on its own? Or if I accidentally on purpose pulled it off, does it still count? I hope I don't lose the little pendant, I'd really like to keep it. Maybe my giant boobs will save it from hitting the floor. These massive shirt pillows may prove to be useful after all.

It says:
Make a wish
For pregnancy and put this on
When your necklace wears off,
your wish is ready to come true.
believe, believe, believe!

This struck me as so incredibly sweet. If I wasn't such a mean cynical bitch, I would have cried.


Murgdan said...

Awww. I love it. So sweet. Where can I get one? (and a pair of scissors?). That was so thoughtful.

This makes me really sad that I haven't told my mom...but if I tell my mom the ENTIRE clan of our family across the US will know in 10 minutes. This I know.

Infertile Myrtle! said...

That is so sweet! I love it...I want one but it would be so much sweeter as a gift!

Niffer said...

I happened upon your site and the first thing I saw was your new necklace! How wonderful and thoughtful!!! I, like the other commentators, want one as well. Maybe I should hint to my mom.... I have a daughter from a previous relationship - she's almost 13 (!) and have been married to my "new" husband for almost 3 years. No baby yet. He's military but whenever he's home... and then he had a test done and apparently really, really low motility. So here's hopin' with fingers crossed - for you, for me - for all the women out there that want to have a precious gift (or another precious gift)!

aka Niffer

A Decade of BFNs said...

I have never seen that before. Your mom is great. I hope it breaks for you soon.

April said...

Oh my gosh this is THE sweetest thing ever! Can I borrow your mom? LOL And that's a good point...I wondered immediately, "Hmmm...can she rip the chain on purpose and still have it work?" LOL

And I only recently was introduced to Blue Tulip a couple months ago...I love their stuff! It's so adorable!

SAHW said...

Wow, that is so sweet of your mom...she sounds awesome :)

Elfie33 said...

I think your mom is cool. *grins*

Xbox4NappyRash said...

"If I wasn't such a mean cynical bitch, I would have cried."


G said...

um jealous much!!! lol

Jane G said...

Maybe the chain will get broken in the heat of a passionate shag and then bingo! You'll be up the duff!