As I said in an earlier blog, I go to my mothers house on my lunch breaks to let her dogs out to go potty. Well today when I walked into the kitchen this is what I found....
My mommy left me a gift! I LOVE gifts! And I love Blue Tulip!
Its a necklace, with a tiny little sterling silver pendant that says "baby" which thanks to my crap-tas-tic camera, you will not be able to see. Anyway, its on a super thin string, that when it breaks I'm supposed to get pregnant! Woo!
Do you suppose it has to break on its own? Or if I accidentally on purpose pulled it off, does it still count? I hope I don't lose the little pendant, I'd really like to keep it. Maybe my giant boobs will save it from hitting the floor. These massive shirt pillows may prove to be useful after all.
Make a wish
For pregnancy and put this on
When your necklace wears off,
your wish is ready to come true.
believe, believe, believe!
This struck me as so incredibly sweet. If I wasn't such a mean cynical bitch, I would have cried.