Sperm count: 88 million, normal is 28 million. Woo!
motility: 67%, target is 50%. Sa-weet.
volume: 1.8cc...ummmm, OK. Is that good?
Morphology: 8%, acceptable is 14%. Shit. Its gone down. It was 9% last time. Bah!
We have detected the flippin LH surge. HUZZAH!
And once again today JUST so happens to be HUMP DAY. A coincidence? I submit that it is not!
Project Hump N'Hope is still in full effect. We have the surge. I'm not totally defective.
I am starting to resume my normal snarky self. Not quite 100%, but I'll get there soon.