Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Day 16..

No, not that kind of day 16. Today is the 16th day in a row that I have worked. Not one day off. And guess what? Me so tired.

Like retarded tired.

I look like I've been zapped with a stun gun. I got sick of my hair hanging in my face, touching me and shit, so I pulled it up. Its a hot mess. Sticking out everywhere. My eye makeup that looked so good earlier today, is now very raccoon like. I think I was drooling a minute ago. Don't really know for sure though. There is a foreign substance on the front of my shirt, that I'm hoping is from the salad I had for dinner...otherwise I have no clue what it could be. I have a twitch in my right eye that will not stop. Its getting down right annoying. A fucking eye twitch! And...AND I don't even know what day of the week it technically is. I just know its day 16. Which means I get a day off tomorrow. Day 17 will be my ONLY day off. Hey, even the princess of power needs a mental health day, Y'know?
I didn't think I'd be so spent. But spent I am. You know how if you get to tired you start to get punchy? Yea, I'm there. I vaguely remember throwing a stapler at work. Not like hammer throwing it at a wall or anything, but I gave it a pretty good toss. I'm fairly certain co-workers and patients alike were trying to see if they could push me over the edge. They did not succeed. It was a close call, but ha ha fuckers. I won. Suck it.

And so tomorrow I shall rest. Well, not really. But I wont be at work. And thats good enough for me. My plans for the day are;

  • Sleep until at least 7:30.
  • Check some blogs.
  • Take a shower.
  • Go get my hair did.
  • Get waxed. And yes...I will whine about it.
  • Possibly clean my car out.
  • Clean the bathroom.
  • Vacuum.
  • Dust.
  • Water my sad little plants.
  • Go to the gym.

Nothing is set in stone! More likely than not, I'll bail on at least one or more of those things. But hey, its my day off. I can bail on a few things.


Felicia said...

Wow you are a bigger woman that I. Day 16 and still able to sit upright! Impressive!! Enjoy your day off, it is well deserved. Even if you sleep all day - you've earned it.

Just Caz said...

16 DAYS!
Thats insane.
I definatly could not do this, never no way, nup nup never.

Despite being past the point of exhaustion and into bounce back..

Your still hilarious!
Thats a big ++++++++

I'd be too much of a bitch at day 16 too even be any where near funny!!!

Hope you enjoy your day off, and pfft bail on whatever you want you soooooo deserve it.

Lea said...

You are so hilarious! I'm glad you get a day off tomorrow. It is well deserved!

womb for improvement said...

Get up at 7.30 on a day off? Can't compute. You meant 17.30 right?

Enjoy your day, you definitely deserve it.

Megs said...

Wow...16 days?!?!? I think I would probably be the grouchiest person alive!! And only sleeping til 730? Hmmm...mine would be at least 10am! :) But, I am lazy on my days off...I commend you for making a list of things to do and it's definitely a-okay if you bail on one, two, or even three of them! ;) Enjoy your wonderful day off!!!

April said...

Yuck, woman! You DESERVE this day off. You deserve MULTIPLE days off!

Casey said...

the eye twitch happens to me ALL the time. I've been told it is a sign of exhaustion.