Wednesday, April 8, 2009

My day as a SAHM.

I was a lazy, lazy woman today. As predicted, I slept until 7:30. After I saw the monkey off to school, I leisurely had my coffee. Typically I drink it while I do my makeup and hair. Not today. Today, I sat with cup in hand and checked my email, read a few blogs, chatted with a friend. Twas nice. Yes indeed.

I eventually went downstairs to replenish my mug O' coffee. After finishing my second cup of coffee I went and scrubbed the bathroom. Because ohmygoddess, between my long hair all over the place and the monkeys inability pay attention when he is taking a piss, it needed to be scrubbed within an inch of its life. And whats with the toothpaste on the mirror? How exactly does it get there? And so, I cleaned it. And then I vacuumed it. And then I washed the floor.
Clean bathroom...check!

And then, because I had dragged the vacuum out...I noticed the kitty litter in front of the cat box. And so I cleaned that up. And while I was there I figured I may as well clean the box. Again. After cleaning the box, I re vacuumed just in case any rogue bits hit the floor.
Cat box....Check!

I took a shower and went and got my hair did. Its dark now. Very dark, but in the sun you can see really cool bright red highlights. I love it! I'd love to show you a picture of it. But some ratfucksonofabitch stole our camera. So, no pics until we get a new one. grrrr.
Get hair did...Check!

And I got waxed. And I whined. But its ok.
Wax and whine....Check!

I came home, and wouldn't ya know it...I'd lost any and all ambition I'd had earlier. So all I managed to do was a half arsed clean up in the kitchen. I'm such a slacker.
Clean kitchen....half a check! It gets a che!

And as soon as I am finished writing this(which will be about 2 minutes) I have to fly over to my parents to pick up something I ordered for the up coming baby shower. Shoot me.
All in all it was a pretty calm day. I feel a bit guilty for not getting more done around here, but oh well. I'll live.


Lea said...

Dang! I think you got a lot done! I haven't been that productive in months. I think you deserve to kick back and have a drink...or two, or three. ;)

womb for improvement said...

Wow, you achieved on a day off. How do you do that?

Megs said...

Wow!! Im impressed :) That was a lot on your first day off in FOREVER! Good job!!

Time to kick back and relax!

Just Caz said...

are you kidding
NO way..
It would have taken me a month too get all the done, if i actually found the motivation to do it after working 16 days in a row!

I take my hat off too you!

Xbox4NappyRash said...

Lazy bitch.

Mocha Dad said...

You achieved way more than I would have.

Courtney said...

Wow!! I thought I did alot today but you make me look lazy!!