Thursday, April 23, 2009

My son the artist.

The Monkey came to me this morning, as I was putting my makeup on and presented me with a picture. I do love his artwork!

Monkey: Look mom, I drew a.....a tooth!

I turned ever so slightly (as I was doing the liquid eye liner portion of my makeup routine) to look at his newest masterpiece.

Mom: Oh? A tooth huh?

My jaw dropped.

Monkey:*with a shit eatin grin* Yep!

My eye twitched a bit. I took a deep breath.

Mom: Thats a tooth is it?

And I gave him the look...the MOM look. The one that says 'boy, don't you lie to me. You know I'm not stupid right'?

Monkey: OK.....its not a tooth.

Its...


Mom: GIVE. IT. TO. ME.

Monkey: But I...

Mom: Give me the boobs Monkey, NOW.

Monkey: but, but, but.....

Mom: Hell no! Give that to me! And I swear to all that is good and decent if you draw that at school, I will ground you for a week. Give it to me.

Monkey: Its not a boob! Its the new symbol for my secret club. Can I just have half of it?

Mom: Find a new damn symbol. No, you cant even have half.


A tooth. Do I look stupid?

20 comments:

Gwen said...

Him and my daughter are made for each other. She draws boobs all the time. Loves 'em. See I think that picture is way cute. And his cover up story was brilliant, because it really does kind of look like a tooth.

P.S. Um what is this secret club business with a boob for a symbol?

Sarah said...

Gwen- Yea, I had to hand it to him, the tooth thing was good. Well done Monkey, well done. I'm not so sure about the secret club thing. I'm certain moms arent allowed though.

'Murgdan' said...

Bwahahahaha...a tooth...with cavities! (or are those just nipples?) ;-) Funny.

Just Caz said...

I must say..
That the rack he drew is pretty damn good.

Atleast he didnt draw a pair of saggy lop-sided "teeth"

I really think this is cute.

Sarah said...

Murgdan- He swears they werent supposed to be boobs. But c'mon...look at them! Tits ahoy!

Caz- yea, my kid is pretty much awesome. He really is quite the artist.

Bottoms Off said...

When I was little I drew boobs on my bedroom wall. Explain that to your mother.

Casey said...

That is the cutest/funniest thing I have ever seen in my life! And he was proud enough to show them to you, and they are really nice boobs too!

G said...

That is a pretty nice set of tits :)

Ryan Lawson said...

I love the fact that he still wanted half of it, presumably to recreate the masterpiece for his fellow secret-clubbers once out of your jurisdiction.

Awesome. Is there a sort of cyber-high-five I can send him, or is that bad form?

Sarah said...

Bottoms off- Hahahaha! How DID you explain that?

Casey- Yea, he was proud.

G-I know right? Pretty decent rack.

Ryan- OMG! Are you stalking me!? lol. Yea, he just wanted half of it, though he still swears they werent boobs.

Amber said...

That.is.awesome.

Xbox4NappyRash said...

If he were mine I'd be wiping a tear from my eye

ghost of keywork said...

It's only a matter of time for my boy. I'm thrilled. Until he starts drawing vaginas. Then I'll probably be more thrilled.

Xbox4NappyRash said...

If he starts drawing vaginas I want a copy.

Preferably labelled.

ghost of keywork said...

Consider it done, Xbox.

Sarah said...

Amber- Heh. yea.

X- Makes his mama proud! And I'll send you the very first crotch pic he draws ok?

Ghost- Your time will come, oh yes...it will come. He's what...4 right? yea, wont be long.

bernthis said...

well, for sure he is a boy. I'm sorry but that was hilarious. Did you thank him for the wonderful blog material?

Megs said...

Haha wow! That was a pretty decent drawing, I have to say :) Kudos to the monkey! And Im with Gwen...what the heck kind of secret club has a boob for a symbol?? :)

Chris said...

If we ever meet and fall in love I shall call you Boob Monkey.

Sarah said...

Chris- Thats hot.