I am a wretched, wretched human being to be around right now.
I've quit smoking.
I've just found out that my pharmacy will in fact be giving the H1N1 vaccinations.
Those two things by themselves are enough to make my eye twitch. Put them together, and you've got the fuck all of bad things. Seriously bad, bad, bad!
Here's the thing. I like smoking. I do. I don't care if its bad for me. I always said that I would quit again if I got pregnant. Well, guess fucking what?? I'm not fucking pregnant.
And flu shots.....oh the fucking insanity. And that was just the regular vaccinations. At my pharmacy alone, we gave over 800 flu shots.
Soon, the H1N1 vaccinations will start. And people are already freaking the fuck out. I mean like batshitcrazyfreakingthefuckoutbecauseOMGwe'reallgonnafuckingdieofpigfever, type freaking the fuck out.
I'll get through the whole H1N1 thing, I'm a pretty tough cookie. I just don't know if I can make it through it all without smoking.
I need a cigarette just thinking about it.