Monday, September 22, 2008

The universe has a sick sense of humor.

For oh so many reasons. Shall I list them? Hmmmm, that could take a while. I don't have that much time and I'm sure you all don't want to sit here and read pages upon pages of things I think are fucked up. And if you do, send me an e-mail, we'll have a private session. Instead why don't I just focus on the ones that are most prominent now.

For starters, I just came from the doctors. My regular doctor, no coochey docs today! But, guess what I have? Betcha cant. G'head....take a shot. No? Okay, okay....I have MRSA.
Yea, fucking MRSA. In. my. nose. Fuck me sideways. Now, I realize that there are a high percentage of people who carry it in their noses(the tip) and never ever show any signs or symptoms. Not I. I have a big ass infection. And it hurts like a mother-bitcher. So, for the next 5 days I will be smearing goo up there in the hopes that it will clear up. If in 5 days its still there. I'll do another 5 days. And if after the 10 friggin days of me having a gooey nose, its STILL there. Dr.B will start me on an oral antibiotic. Wahoo. Y'know....I didn't really have enough going on. I needed ONE MORE FUCKING THING. I didn't have enough to stress about. Or worry. Or obsess over, I needed this. This is AWESOME! Eat a dick universe. You cant hold me down. What!

Okay, and how about the fact that there are people out there who have NO DAMN RIGHT to be having children, and yet.....they are. Tell me, whats the universes plan for that? Woman and men for that matter that should NOT be having babies, get to. Irresponsible people. People with no plans, or a future. People who shouldn't be allowed to bring more(or any) babies into this world. But they are. And then there are the people who are good people. Good parents. Intelligent people. With jobs, and a future and the capabilities of taking care of and raising a baby and they aren't able to. How does this make sense? If I believed in god, I would say hes a real wanker! Because if its "gods will" to make us suffer, and PAY a fucking doctor to get us pregnant while these low lifes can do it on their own....I'd rather pray to my cats ass. Thank you very much. If its "gods will" to bring more babies into the world to be abused and neglected because people who SHOULDN'T be having kids, are. I don't fucking think so. I'll pray to something else, like my rose bush in the back yard. If its all the same to you.

Or how about the fact that my husband and I work our asses off so we can pay bills, raise our son, put food on the table and have health insurance. And then there are the creeps who are leeching off the system. 8 kids, no job, living on welfare. Why? Because they can. The state will help them with housing, food, and they have ALL of there medical needs met. No Dr's bills to pay. No prescription co-pays. NADA. Oh, and hey...if they decide to whore it up and get pregnant with kid number 9, by guy number 7....the state will pay for that too. And here we are paying $170 a WEEK for shitty ass insurance. While our taxes pay the way for other people. Don't get me wrong, I am all for helping people get on their feet. But lets be real here, if you are 24 years old, perfectly healthy and ABLE to work, and have been on state assisted funds for YEARS, its time to put your big girl panties on and BE A FUCKING ADULT. And thats all I am going to say on this matter. I've already blogged about my feelings here.

I have a headache, which I'm told may be due to the MRSA. Yea. OK. I think its due to stress personally. But what the hell do I know? Oh wait! I'm the one who self diagnosed the MRSA. So maybe I DO know a thing or two about a thing or two. Meh.

10 days and counting till dear Flo comes for her visit. I have no hopes for this month. Honestly, I'm sick to death of hoping, and being let down. So I am giving my body the middle finger(and not in a fun way either!) and preparing to have the HSG done. Still not pleased about that, but I already had my freak out and now I just want to get it done and over with so we can move on and HOPEFULLY get my fat ass pregnant. Y'know.

OH! And speaking of fat asses. My doctor was of no help. I asked his advice. He told me I'm not eating enough. Pardon? I'm fat because I don't eat enough?! Helloooooo? He's in cahoots with the universe.
Shooooooot! I'll eat more. Can I sue for malpractice when I gain even more weight?

This post is entirely to long.

I quit this bitch.


Formerly Fun said...

That sucks, I'm sorry. When I was at the hospital orientation almost 2 years ago now to get prepared for the birth of our daughter, there was a very young pregnant woman and her boyfriend. The nurse doing the orientation informed us that we could reserve a private room if we wanted for like $70 per night. The guy raised his hand and ask her if MedCal(our CA medical welfare)paid for private rooms. All the other couples in the room eyeballed each other like you have to be fucking kidding me, you're on welfare and you want a private room? Fuckoff.

Hubs and I also pay a ridiculous amount for insurance and it still cost us over $12,000 to have our daughter b/c I ended up having a c-section. I feel your pain.

April said...

I feel like I could have written this post...well, except for the goo smeared up my nose. I'm so SICK of people sponging off the system! IT drives me BONKERS. I live pretty close to a low income housing development...low income housing and YET some of these people are driving around in ESCALADES with shiny ass rims that probably cost my entire paycheck. It's enough to make me want to throw nails in the road when I see them coming. Grrr!

And for those same people having babies when they should not? That burns me up as well. Those poor babies are being born into homes where sometimes they are not even WANTED. It's a cruel, cruel world.

Praying to my cat's ass doesn't sound half bad either.

Megs said...

I am so incredibly sorry to hear about the MRSA. That's another really bad thing about my job...we come in contact with so many things (lice, scabies, MRSA, regular staff infection), I know...gross huh. It's really hard for them to shield from diseases especially when they are on the street.

Im sure you see a lot of individuals/families who make you extremely mad. However, you have to keep in mind that not all the people/families who are receiving public assistance are like that. I deal with many people who are working, but still cant seem to make enough money to get that stability they need to get ahead. It is frustrating seeing the ones who arent doing anything else too...because I definitely have those also.

I know I posted the other day on a family, but that really is not all of the families I deal with. Like I said, most of them really are trying to work, it's just really hard for them to find good paying jobs..especially with our economy right now.

Okay...this is way too long. :) I feel your pain and frustration. Sorry about the goo in the nose...yuck! Hang in there.

womb for improvement said...

MRSA? Wow. That is hard core. As is your post. Still you've been given the green light for a feeding frenzy. (Look at me going all positive on your arse!)

Murgdan said...

Ugh. MRSA sucks. I've no doubt I have it in my nose as well, and I think I gave the administration at my hospital a heart attack when I suggested we culture all staff instead of only all patients...
Feel better.

Courtney said...

I could have almost taken you blog and posted it in mine today!! except for the Nose thingy- not here- but with teaching it wouldn't surprise me if I did have MRSA.
Hope you feel better!

Kelley said...

This week I found out that a workmates 17 year old is pregnant with twins and my girlfriend (who is NOT the mother type by her own admission) is pregnant with her 3rd.

Once I got over my own seething jealous rage I thought of you, and Wombforimprovement and BoxBoy.


Anonymous said...

I just saved your blog in my bookmarks.

I think I love you.

Jane G said...

Only reading this now. MRSA, Jesus that sucks.

Totally know what you mean about people popping them out when they don't want babies and then poor gobshites like us trying and trying.

Keep the chin up petal.

Sarah said...

Formerly fun- I know right! I had to deal with a girl bragging about being on welfare while she dug through her Coach wallet with her perfectly manicured finger nails. I wanted to punch her in the throat!

April- All hail Pandoras ass(my Kitty)

Megs- The MRSA is MUCH MUCH better now. Hooray for the gooey nose!

WFI- Yea, I'm kinda a hardcore type gal.

Thanks courtney!

Kelley- Heh heh heh! Box boy. I pretty much Heart you!

Anon- well thank you very much!

Jane-Glad to hear from you, its been awhile! I LOVE LOVE LOVE the way you talk! I am going to force my husband to call me Petal from now on. And gobshites, I dont know what it is....but dammit all I like it!!

Everyone- Thanks for reading! My wittle nose is much better, doesnt even really hurt anymore.


ghost of keywork said...

Fucking MRSA? That's shitty.

Sarah said...

GOK- yea, and as you may all know...Fucking MRSA, is way worse than just plain old MRSA.